Toward Ecosophy

Okay, this is genuinely funny. 

Listverse, one of those clickbait sites that does posts like "The Ten Most Unusual Things I Found In My Belly Button Lint" and so on, posted something a few months ago titled "10 Bizarre Spiritual Groups You Can Join." Yes, it's as lame as you might expect, and yes, its accuracy is only a little better than the output of a random-text generator, but I'm amused to note that I made it into their list. 

Or, rather, one John Michael Greeg made it into the list. Entry #5, which purports to be about geomancy -- which isn't a spiritual group, of course, bizarre or otherwise, and which they describe in the sort of word salad that a very, very finite group of chimpanzees could produce quite readily -- ends as follows: "One of the best known practitioners is American author John Michael Greeg, also known for being a druid." 

So I've finally achieved my fifteen minutes of fame. Or, rather, the mysterious figure of John Michael Greeg has done so.  You can read the whole thing here.