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Date: 2026-03-30 04:09 am (UTC)
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A modernist psychosynthesistic AFA professor and humanistic astrologer was teaching a class on Dane Rudhyar, known theosophist.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Carl Jung and accept that he was the most highly-realized astrologer the world has ever known, even greater than Māshā'allāh!”

At this moment, a brave, traditional, Aristotelean celestial scholar-astrologist who was fluent in medieval Arabic and understood the logical necessity of the Prime Mover and fully supported all teachings of the technical Hermetica stood up and held out a clay omen tablet.

”What does this tablet describe, pillhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite psychiatrically and smugly replied “Sex, you regressive Hellenist”

”Wrong. It’s been 7,000 years since Babylonians created it. If it was about sex and psychoanalysis, as you say, is real… then it wouldn't make concrete predictions”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Planets in Transit. He stormed out of the room crying those bohemian crocodile tears. The same tears high modernists cry for the “ignorant” (who today live in such luxury that most use claudstrology for their delineations) when they sophistically try to claim lineage with the ancient and noble science of astrology. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Stephen Jondro Arroyo, wished he could have known the future and avoided such humiliation. He wished so much that he had a method of prognostication to save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had derided horary as fortune-telling!

The students applauded and all registered for the Hellenistic Astrology course at courses dot theastrologyschool dot com that day and accepted Hermēs as their lord and sator. An ibis named “Astral Worship” flew into the room and perched atop the overhead projector and shed a tear on the chalk. The Great Introduction was read several times, and Ptolemy himself showed up and declared whole-sign chart interpretation across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of a hard eighth-house transit and was thrown back onto the Spindle of Necessity by Ananke for another mortal rebirth.

Fiat.

Upcoming astrological events

Date: 2026-03-30 04:12 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Please comment on these upcoming astrological events:

We will see two comets in April, C/2026 A1 (MAPS) April 4 and C/2025 R3 April 27.

There will be a “planet parade” when Mercury, Mars, Saturn, and Neptune form a rare visual alignment as they are clustered together in a 10-degree section of sky April 16 – 23.

And there will be a conjunction of the Moon, Venus, and the Pleiades April 18–19.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts.

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