Toward Ecosophy

I had a disturbingly similar story in mind about "transplants," as in trans plants, people who identify as plants and live on sunlight and soil (or attempt to, with ambiguous success). I thought I might write about their noble (and of course upliftingly successful) struggle to end their unfair exclusion from salads. Now it appears that wouldn't have gone nearly far enough in absurdity to have been seen as satirical at all, not when lined up next to trans coral living happily in the estrogen sea.