If Sherlock Holmes were like Matt Taibbi when it comes to Covid vaccines:
Sherlock surveys a room full of messily murdered people. Blood and murder weapons are scattered everywhere. "You'll think me mad, Watson," he says, "but I believe, just possibly, a crime was committed here."
"Are you f***ing serious right now?" Watson asks.
"It's true! The pattern is subtle, but I believe the data points ineluctably to a crime of some sort."
Watson picks up an item from a nearby table. "Holmes, this is a daguerrotype of the murderer, holding a knife and a severed head. There's a note on the back that reads, 'I killed them, I killed them all. Me, Professor Moriarty. I will kill again, as detailed in the manifesto lying upon the desk in my study. Postscript: Mwuhahahahah.' He then gives his home address."
Holmes strokes his chin. "But what is the pattern, Watson? What... is... the pattern?"
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Re: The Good and the Ungood
Date: 2023-06-27 11:14 pm (UTC)Sherlock surveys a room full of messily murdered people. Blood and murder weapons are scattered everywhere. "You'll think me mad, Watson," he says, "but I believe, just possibly, a crime was committed here."
"Are you f***ing serious right now?" Watson asks.
"It's true! The pattern is subtle, but I believe the data points ineluctably to a crime of some sort."
Watson picks up an item from a nearby table. "Holmes, this is a daguerrotype of the murderer, holding a knife and a severed head. There's a note on the back that reads, 'I killed them, I killed them all. Me, Professor Moriarty. I will kill again, as detailed in the manifesto lying upon the desk in my study. Postscript: Mwuhahahahah.' He then gives his home address."
Holmes strokes his chin. "But what is the pattern, Watson? What... is... the pattern?"