The Global Interweb is looking pretty tangled this week regarding Cooties news. Samples: • Rochelle Walensky has been out sick for ~11 days with Cooties and to my astonishment took a course of Quaxxslovid so therefore has another Cooties infection; perhaps she took the Stuff to give her more time alone at home? • The US Dept. of (Mis?) Education Secretary Miguel Cardona has Cooties, and according to one article I read “Cardona is experiencing mild symptoms but is fully vaccinated and boosted”, to which my thought was “Gee, he’d probably be just fine if he’d avoided those mRNA injections” (spread the word…) • Pfizer financially is doing GREAT and raking in “billions and billions” according to this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/01/pfizer-pfe-q3-earnings-2022.html which to my gobsmacked astonishment says that not only is it expected to gross $34 billion for Cooties Nineteen waxxes but will make over $22 billion alone on the astonishingly poor-performing drug Quaxxslovid! Their total take for the year is expected to exceed $100 billion!
On the “gee, that seems promising” front, the new Prime Minister of Italy Giorgia Meloni announced several things: • Doctors and nurses no longer have to be vaccinated against Cooties and she said those suspended from work until Dec. 31 because they had refused the shot(s) would be immediately reinstated. • Meloni accused her predecessors of taking an "ideological" approach to COVID and said she would do things differently. "The previous governments took a host of measures that had no scientific evidence," said Meloni. • Her government also recommended that fines of 100 euros for people over the age of 50 who refused to get vaccinated should be halted (wow, I had NO IDEA that had been going on in Italy!)
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Date: 2022-11-01 11:29 pm (UTC)• Rochelle Walensky has been out sick for ~11 days with Cooties and to my astonishment took a course of Quaxxslovid so therefore has another Cooties infection; perhaps she took the Stuff to give her more time alone at home?
• The US Dept. of (Mis?) Education Secretary Miguel Cardona has Cooties, and according to one article I read “Cardona is experiencing mild symptoms but is fully vaccinated and boosted”, to which my thought was “Gee, he’d probably be just fine if he’d avoided those mRNA injections” (spread the word…)
• Pfizer financially is doing GREAT and raking in “billions and billions” according to this article: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/01/pfizer-pfe-q3-earnings-2022.html
which to my gobsmacked astonishment says that not only is it expected to gross $34 billion for Cooties Nineteen waxxes but will make over $22 billion alone on the astonishingly poor-performing drug Quaxxslovid! Their total take for the year is expected to exceed $100 billion!
On the “gee, that seems promising” front, the new Prime Minister of Italy Giorgia Meloni announced several things:
• Doctors and nurses no longer have to be vaccinated against Cooties and she said those suspended from work until Dec. 31 because they had refused the shot(s) would be immediately reinstated.
• Meloni accused her predecessors of taking an "ideological" approach to COVID and said she would do things differently. "The previous governments took a host of measures that had no scientific evidence," said Meloni.
• Her government also recommended that fines of 100 euros for people over the age of 50 who refused to get vaccinated should be halted (wow, I had NO IDEA that had been going on in Italy!)