Well I'm no Ariel Moravec but I plastered the neighbor's security footage of her around town (digitally) and got two separate positive IDs and confirmed it visually myself through online photos, so the deputies now have her name, and it looks like her dad and baby daddy may also have been accomplices in moving the goods. So I think the gods were looking out for me, and perhaps those friendly house spirits/wild corner spirits.

I have a little wood carving of a temple called a Thai spirit house, guarded by two jade foo dogs, looking over the living room, and had invited friendly and helpful spirits who are ok with banishing rituals to take up residence. I also put a Thai statue and overturned jug in the only corner of my patio with dirt and weeds instead of concrete, designated it the wild corner, and invited friendly nature spirits to dwell there, too, prior to this crime.

I just noticed that the Thai statue and jug appear in the corner of one of the photos of the perpetrator looking on scoldingly. Maybe they didn't love the violation any more than those foo dogs did.