The Law of Attraction is crap. Well, not completely, but the way it's presented in New Age literature these days? Extreme crap. No, the universe doesn't want to give you whatever you want, and it doesn't matter how hard you try to convince yourself that it will. If your attitudes are getting in the way of what you want? Sure, then affirmations can help a lot. If it's something more external than that? Sorry.

I like the Positive Rhinos. They may just feature on a bill with Tubular Swine, one of the bands I've already come up with.