You remind me of this lovely meme going around (which my sibling sent me in chat, but which I can't google-image-search so I guess it's censored at the Big G). No picture, just says:

"I'm sure if bears killed 20 million in 3 years and injured hundreds of millions, and it was to be expected for everyone to be attacked by a bear two to three times a year forever, we'd definitely be (fracking) talking about bears."