We had a rage zombie attack in the parking lot at work today. Homeless guy shadow boxing turned on his lady friend and started beating the crap out of her. After the cops broke it up I brought up the vax prion theory and guys at work are open to it. I told them I don't get into arguments any more because people are too unpredictable. One of the guys started telling a story about how he was getting ready to kill another driver with his D-cell flashlight and a machete over a traffic dispute. I told him don't go to prison because we don't have a replacement and he was like "I'm not going to prison!"

Another guy joked "Ha ha. They'll never take you alive!"

Then D-cell got quiet and thought about it for a second and realized that yeah, he would probably go to prison if he went Captain Caveman in the middle of a busy intersection. It wasn't even on his radar before.

The drive home from work wasn't a picnic either.