This is just too funny:

Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-they-dont-know-what-thing-is-causing-everyone-to-suddenly-collapse-but-its-definitely-not-that-one-thing


Also, for any Christian readers who won’t get ruffled by a little debate over transubstantiation, there’s this:

Disagreement Among Progressives Over Whether The Vax Is The Literal Body Of Fauci Or Just Symbolic
https://babylonbee.com/news/disagreement-among-progressives-over-whether-the-vax-is-the-literal-body-of-fauci-or-just-symbolic

I’m cracking up!