When apt (and it isn't always, I know) a reply that makes fun --
I have tested positive for dirtyelmoism. My fur is not too sticky and stinky, and I am taking baths and using Cookie Monster's clean towels and Miss Piggy's hairdryer. I am also following Big Bird's guidance and staying away from all other puppets, especially Kermit, until I can test negative. I am so thankful that I could be vaccinated against dirtyelmoism— and on TV! It's so great to be vaccinated, I feel like a big puppet! I hope everybody can be vaccinated!
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I have tested positive for dirtyelmoism. My fur is not too sticky and stinky, and I am taking baths and using Cookie Monster's clean towels and Miss Piggy's hairdryer. I am also following Big Bird's guidance and staying away from all other puppets, especially Kermit, until I can test negative. I am so thankful that I could be vaccinated against dirtyelmoism— and on TV! It's so great to be vaccinated, I feel like a big puppet! I hope everybody can be vaccinated!