You can type while cooking, or cook while typing? Either way, I’m impressed, especially at our age. What were you having?
One time when Sonkitten was little I was heating his baked beans for lunch, filling the sink, listening to a phone solicitor, and something else I’ve forgotten. I couldn’t do all that at once now.
Sonkitten came in holding a can of baby powder, with that eager experimental gleam in his eye that all parents know means potential disaster. Trapped on the phone, I yelled, “DON’T POWDER YOUR BEANS!” Absolute silence on the other end of the line. So now you know the magic incantation that will silence a pest caller!
Re: dead person won't stop bothering
One time when Sonkitten was little I was heating his baked beans for lunch, filling the sink, listening to a phone solicitor, and something else I’ve forgotten. I couldn’t do all that at once now.
Sonkitten came in holding a can of baby powder, with that eager experimental gleam in his eye that all parents know means potential disaster. Trapped on the phone, I yelled, “DON’T POWDER YOUR BEANS!” Absolute silence on the other end of the line. So now you know the magic incantation that will silence a pest caller!